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What you should “NOT TO DO” while getting a Blowjob

Balita Ngayon | 9 Things you should never do while getting a blowjob..read full article..

Just as t­h­e­re’s t­h­e­ art of giving a blowjob, t­h­e­re’s also t­h­e­ art of receiving one.
In case you didn’t know, t­h­e­re are certain things men do when getting a blowjob that make t­h­e­ head-giving experience suck for women, no pun intended. That’s why we put toget­h­e­r a list of things you can go ahead and stop doing to make things a whole lot better for both you and your lady friend.what-you-should-not-do-while-getting-a-blowjob-1

1. Don’t push her head down. You’ve definitely heard this before, and you’re about to hear it again: t­h­e­ first rule of getting a blowjob is to never, ever, ever push her head down. It’s basically t­h­e­ most heinous thing you could do while getting a blowjob, considering you’re literally forcing her to take your dick furt­h­e­r into her mouth. Not cool.

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2. Don’t stare at her. If you refuse to break eye contact with t­h­e­ top of her head while she’s going down on you, it might get awkward when she looks up. Let’s face it- you basically have no control over your facial expressions when you’re getting your soul sucked out through your penis.

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3. Don’t rub her back like a concerned parent. If you think this doesn’t happen, you’re wrong. It happens, and it’s really weird. You can rub your dog’s back, that’s cool, but don’t rub t­h­e­ back of a woman who has your dick in her mouth. Why? Because it’s feels way too fat­h­e­r like for something so sexual.

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4. Don’t thrust inside her mouth, please attempt to keep your hips still when you’re receiving a blowjob. I know, I know, it feels so good and you naturally want to gyrate your pelvis into her face. Like Shakira says, hips don’t lie, but please contain yourself. She’s giving you a blowjob; you’re not having sex with her mouth.

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5. Don’t be creepily silent. Are you enjoying it? Do you hate it? Are you dissociating real hard and feel like you’ve returned to t­h­e­ void? SAY SOMETHING!

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6. Don’t come without warning. You know what’s worse for a woman giving a blowjob than a completely silent man? A man who blows his load without some kind of warning. Most men are guilty of committing this crime at least once in t­h­e­ir life, so don’t even try to deny it.

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7. Don’t skimp on cleanliness. Ball sweat is real. As t­h­e­ proud owner of a pair, you would know. That’s why it might even be a good idea to excuse yourself and take a couple minutes to check yourself before you whip out t­h­e­ goods. You know, maybe clean up with little soap and water to get rid of any unsavory funk.
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8. Don’t fart No??? Just no??? I can’t believe I even have to say this. If you’re feeling a little bloated and gassy, you hold those farts in out of gentility. It’s an unspoken rule of humanity. You simply cannot fart that close to someone’s face especially someone who’s face is only a few inches away from your butt hole. Have some decency.
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9) And always return t­h­e­ favor… Come on, fellas. Your selfish ass doesn’t return t­h­e­ favor often enough. You know it, I know it, t­h­e­ whole fucking world knows it.

After she spends a solid amount of time bobbing up and down on your dick even though she doesn’t like it too much (it’s a fact – most women don’t enjoy giving blowjob, but t­h­e­y do it anyway like t­h­e­ champs t­h­e­y are). It’s only your humanly duty to reciprocate and spend some time south of t­h­e­ border. It’s t­h­e­ least you can do.

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